What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 09:09

-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
What is your wildest experience in Bangalore that you haven’t told anyone?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Do you remember one day, you put a deep smile on someone's face and made them very happy?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
-”Ah so!”
A View to a Kill
Moonraker
Why do most people care so much about what others think? Are they afraid of society norms?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Goldfinger
How can one learn to talk frankly?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
What do you think of casting Emma Watson as the next James Bond?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy